Logstipdiss is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, blissful gorilla.

Logstipdiss created matter two years ago.

If you believe in Logstipdiss, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Logstipdiss, she will destroy your favourite star.

Logstipdiss' most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Logstipdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Always wear brown.

3. Never mention geese.

4. Never think about solid mechanics near foxes while wearing magenta stockings and balancing four gold spheres on your arms.

5. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.