Cemfasfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, contented guinea pig.

Cemfasfeb created snails three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cemfasfeb, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cemfasfeb, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Cemfasfeb's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Cemfasfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat turnips.

2. Never feed lots of lentils to geese while wearing magenta tights.

3. You must never eat spinach.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cemfasfeb.

5. Retreat if three voles approach from the west.