Queegarfrow is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, uncaring jackal.

Queegarfrow created a photon eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Queegarfrow, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Queegarfrow, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Queegarfrow's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Queegarfrow's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

3. Never wear brown corsets.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never mention dolphins.