Fligbatjig is a god.
It takes the form of an enormous, fussy
wolf.
Fligbatjig created the Sunflower Galaxy nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fligbatjig, it will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Fligbatjig, it will turn you into a snail.
Fligbatjig's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.
Fligbatjig's Holy Commandments1. Always take life seriously.
2. Feed all hungry capybaras.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. You must love Fligbatjig.
5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.