Fligbatjig is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, fussy wolf.

Fligbatjig created the Sunflower Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fligbatjig, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fligbatjig, it will turn you into a snail.

Fligbatjig's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Fligbatjig's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Feed all hungry capybaras.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. You must love Fligbatjig.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.