Wansakzanwon is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, all-knowing sheep.

Wansakzanwon created water two billion years ago.

If you believe in Wansakzanwon, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Wansakzanwon, he will curse you with boils.

Wansakzanwon's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Wansakzanwon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

2. Do not keep four tapirs in a large pit.

3. Always treat great tits with great respect.

4. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Wansakzanwon in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not drink alcohol.
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