Sternabbog is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, all-knowing parrot.

Sternabbog created the planet Earth three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sternabbog, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sternabbog, he will be mildly annoyed.

Sternabbog's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Sternabbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never feed lots of garlic to aardvarks while wearing black scarves.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Never paint your chest cyan.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics near badgers while wearing red jumpers and balancing five gold spheres on your hands.