Cudortnurl is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, annoying duck.

Cudortnurl created humanity four years ago.

If you believe in Cudortnurl, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cudortnurl, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Cudortnurl's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Cudortnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

2. Never hurt tortoises.

3. Never think about solid mechanics near geese while wearing black scarves and balancing eight silver spheres on your feet.

4. Never mention mites.

5. Cudortnurl must be the most important thing in your life.