Watdussaf is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, narcissistic chinchilla.

Watdussaf created carbon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Watdussaf, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Watdussaf, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Watdussaf's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Watdussaf's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism near moths while wearing green skirts.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
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