Weesidbossleg is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, flying hyena.

Weesidbossleg created light eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weesidbossleg, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Weesidbossleg, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Weesidbossleg's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Weesidbossleg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Hide if eight rats approach from the north.

4. Never think about optics.

5. Always help badgers.