Migjarnzimpakpinbatvad
is a god.
It takes the form of an enormous, merciless
hare
.
Migjarnzimpakpinbatvad
created light two million years ago.
If you believe in
Migjarnzimpakpinbatvad
, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Migjarnzimpakpinbatvad
, it will turn you into a snail.
Migjarnzimpakpinbatvad's
most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.
Migjarnzimpakpinbatvad's Holy Commandments
1. Never feed figs to birds while wearing rings.
2. Never talk about fire.
3. Always wear red.
4. Never look in ponds.
5. Never play with disobedient children.
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