Siswegkapstrag is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, intelligent naga.

Siswegkapstrag created light three million years ago.

If you believe in Siswegkapstrag, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Siswegkapstrag, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Siswegkapstrag's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Siswegkapstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Siswegkapstrag in the centre of the settlement.