Riltaldun is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, blissful warg.

Riltaldun created the Black Eye Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Riltaldun, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Riltaldun, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Riltaldun's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Riltaldun's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Riltaldun in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not drink water in white rooms.

5. Never write about nebulae.