Ingnurtcin is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, egotistical fox.

Ingnurtcin created the Cigar Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Ingnurtcin, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ingnurtcin, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Ingnurtcin's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Ingnurtcin's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Always help seals in need.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never think about electromagnetism near doves while wearing brown shoes and balancing four nickel spheres on your neck.

5. Never think ill of sick dogs.