Butyamvog is a god.
She takes the form of a microscopic, happy
grasshopper.
Butyamvog created energy two years ago.
If you believe in
Butyamvog, she will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Butyamvog, she will have a very low opinion of you.
Butyamvog's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.
Butyamvog's Holy Commandments1. Do not chop down trees.
2. Never hurt otters.
3. Butyamvog loves dolphins, so they must be respected.
4. Never skip near badgers.
5. Respect your elders.