Butyamvog is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, happy grasshopper.

Butyamvog created energy two years ago.

If you believe in Butyamvog, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Butyamvog, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Butyamvog's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Butyamvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never hurt otters.

3. Butyamvog loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

4. Never skip near badgers.

5. Respect your elders.