Fobtomkim is a god.
It takes the form of a small, selfish
jellyfish.
Fobtomkim created carbon two million years ago.
If you believe in
Fobtomkim, it will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Fobtomkim, it will be very sad.
Fobtomkim's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.
Fobtomkim's Holy Commandments1. Never eat cucumbers.
2. Show mercy to disobedient children.
3. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.
4. Do not make images of living things.
5. Do not stand on grass.