Fobtomkim is a god.

It takes the form of a small, selfish jellyfish.

Fobtomkim created carbon two million years ago.

If you believe in Fobtomkim, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fobtomkim, it will be very sad.

Fobtomkim's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Fobtomkim's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat cucumbers.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not stand on grass.