Tikgabrull is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, pitiless squirrel.

Tikgabrull created the Sun five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tikgabrull, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tikgabrull, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Tikgabrull's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Tikgabrull's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

3. Always help sick ants.

4. Do not wear iron on your body.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.