Tifcedfab is a god.
He takes the form of an enormous, strong
cat.
Tifcedfab created the planet Venus nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Tifcedfab, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Tifcedfab, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.
Tifcedfab's most sacred site is Evol in France.
Tifcedfab's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.
2. You must never eat limes.
3. Never feed lots of nuts to cats while wearing blue scarves.
4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
5. Do not shave your head.