Tifcedfab is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, strong cat.

Tifcedfab created the planet Venus nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tifcedfab, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tifcedfab, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Tifcedfab's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Tifcedfab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. You must never eat limes.

3. Never feed lots of nuts to cats while wearing blue scarves.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not shave your head.