Rigminhom is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, awe-inspiring fly.

Rigminhom created an up quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigminhom, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rigminhom, she will destroy your home solar system.

Rigminhom's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Rigminhom's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in the presence of tapirs.

2. Rigminhom must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

4. Always obey Rigminhom's priests.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.