Fithudfarndud is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, benevolent pig.

Fithudfarndud created Africa two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fithudfarndud, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fithudfarndud, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Fithudfarndud's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Fithudfarndud's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Fithudfarndud.

2. Fithudfarndud loves voles, so they must be honoured.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Always help gulls.