Bigjabdot is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, thoughtless butterfly.

Bigjabdot created the Sunflower Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bigjabdot, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bigjabdot, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Bigjabdot's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Bigjabdot's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Bigjabdot on top of all buildings.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not wear zinc on your body.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.