Vintitlim Wippogban is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, annoying clam.

Vintitlim Wippogban created the Sombrero Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vintitlim Wippogban, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vintitlim Wippogban, he will have a low opinion of you.

Vintitlim Wippogban's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Vintitlim Wippogban's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

5. Vintitlim Wippogban loves squirrels, so they must be respected.