Abmitjon is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, kind snail.

Abmitjon created the Cigar Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Abmitjon, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Abmitjon, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Abmitjon's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Abmitjon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in red rooms.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Put Abmitjon first in all things.

4. Never go into purple rooms.

5. Fast once a month.