Sidfaddag is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, unthinking squirrel.

Sidfaddag created an atom twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sidfaddag, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sidfaddag, it will be very sad.

Sidfaddag's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Sidfaddag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not dye your hair indigo.

3. Never think about electromagnetism.

4. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Sidfaddag in the centre of the settlement.

5. Erect a large silver sculpture of Sidfaddag on top of all buildings.