Midsugsig is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, staggering cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Midsugsig created the cosmos twelve years ago.

If you believe in Midsugsig, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Midsugsig, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Midsugsig's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Midsugsig's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear violet.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never think about solid mechanics near horses while wearing red tights and balancing seven silver spheres on your back.

4. Do not eat nuts.

5. Respect your elders.