Cimcimbun Ligfarzan is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, merciful wyvern.

Cimcimbun Ligfarzan created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimcimbun Ligfarzan, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cimcimbun Ligfarzan, he will turn you into a hamster.

Cimcimbun Ligfarzan's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Cimcimbun Ligfarzan's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear orange ear rings.

2. Erect five copper sculptures of Cimcimbun Ligfarzan on top of important buildings.

3. Never think ill of sick shrews.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Never write about photosynthesis.