Gombonkjopquat is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, omniscient cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Gombonkjopquat created bats five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gombonkjopquat, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gombonkjopquat, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Gombonkjopquat's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Gombonkjopquat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick mice.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gombonkjopquat.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Gombonkjopquat in the centre of the settlement.