Quat is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, ruthless cobra.

Quat created the world eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quat, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Quat, he will send minions to preach to you.

Quat's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Quat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

2. Do not take Quat's name in vain.

3. Do not dye your hair pink.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never feed lots of peanuts to mites while wearing red trousers.