Sigladnelbadyarlhanbatfly is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, passionate jellyfish.

Sigladnelbadyarlhanbatfly created the planet Saturn six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sigladnelbadyarlhanbatfly, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sigladnelbadyarlhanbatfly, he will refuse to believe in you.

Sigladnelbadyarlhanbatfly's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Sigladnelbadyarlhanbatfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. You must never eat coconuts.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.