Stiglegfargod is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unthinking wren.

Stiglegfargod created parasitic wasps four billion years ago.

If you believe in Stiglegfargod, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Stiglegfargod, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Stiglegfargod's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Stiglegfargod's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat limes.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always wear red.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not drink alcohol.