Rigcimhub is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, unthoughtful raven.

Rigcimhub created time and space two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rigcimhub, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rigcimhub, it will turn you into a puffin.

Rigcimhub's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Rigcimhub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill doves.

2. Always help horses in need.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism near seals while wearing orange corsets.

4. Run away from turquoise ducks, for they are unholy.

5. Never bounce in holy places.