Lancidgom is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, passionate owl.

Lancidgom created everything that exists two years ago.

If you believe in Lancidgom, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Lancidgom, he will not care.

Lancidgom's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Lancidgom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not take Lancidgom's name in vain.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.