Bepgepgup is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, clever naga.

Bepgepgup created a Higgs boson seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bepgepgup, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bepgepgup, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Bepgepgup's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Bepgepgup's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics.

2. Always look after injured aardvarks.

3. Always help great tits.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.