Cibmipzim is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, selfish chicken.

Cibmipzim created the solar system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibmipzim, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cibmipzim, he will have a low opinion of you.

Cibmipzim's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Cibmipzim's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear stockings.

2. Do not wear orange clothing.

3. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Cibmipzim on top of all buildings.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.