Sadsadjat is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, amazing fox.

Sadsadjat created the cosmos eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sadsadjat, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sadsadjat, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Sadsadjat's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Sadsadjat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

2. Retreat if three whales approach from the south.

3. Never go into mauve rooms.

4. Do not keep four doves in a large pit.

5. Pray towards the north.