Garrigtaf is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, confident wren.

Garrigtaf created dark matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Garrigtaf, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Garrigtaf, he will destroy your favourite star.

Garrigtaf's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Garrigtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Put Garrigtaf first in all things.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never think about dark energy near dogs while wearing pink trousers and balancing seven tin spheres on your neck.