Bopkimtab Shavfuthitgebyiknartcud Misyiknib is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, two-faced lobster.

Bopkimtab Shavfuthitgebyiknartcud Misyiknib created an up quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopkimtab Shavfuthitgebyiknartcud Misyiknib, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bopkimtab Shavfuthitgebyiknartcud Misyiknib, it will make you grow a tail.

Bopkimtab Shavfuthitgebyiknartcud Misyiknib's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Bopkimtab Shavfuthitgebyiknartcud Misyiknib's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never write about thermodynamics.

5. Run away if eight snakes approach from the west.