Omtdudged Nibbinvog is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, duplicitous newt.

Omtdudged Nibbinvog created the solar system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Omtdudged Nibbinvog, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Omtdudged Nibbinvog, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Omtdudged Nibbinvog's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Omtdudged Nibbinvog's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Omtdudged Nibbinvog.

2. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Omtdudged Nibbinvog in the centre of the settlement.

3. Omtdudged Nibbinvog must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Erect three aluminium sculptures of Omtdudged Nibbinvog on top of important buildings.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.