Flatjighatgad is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, conceited fox.

Flatjighatgad created energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flatjighatgad, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Flatjighatgad, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Flatjighatgad's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Flatjighatgad's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

2. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

3. Do not speak about lentils.

4. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

5. Never wear magenta rings.