Pom is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, witless centaur.

Pom created the planet Saturn four million years ago.

If you believe in Pom, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pom, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Pom's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Pom's Holy Commandments

1. Pom loves doves, so they must be respected.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never feed lots of wheat to horses while wearing brown rings.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

5. Do not stand on grass.