Nulfumbass is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, fussy parrot.

Nulfumbass created the Sunflower Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nulfumbass, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nulfumbass, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Nulfumbass' most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Nulfumbass' Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick eagles.

2. Put Nulfumbass first in all things.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nulfumbass.

4. Never write about thermodynamics.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.