Litkemhak is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, generous bird.

Litkemhak created the Large Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Litkemhak, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Litkemhak, she will remove you from existence.

Litkemhak's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Litkemhak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

3. Never feed oranges to great tits while wearing skirts.

4. Do not wear red clothing.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.