Nuttjigtab is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, slow raccoon.

Nuttjigtab created the cosmos two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttjigtab, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nuttjigtab, it will turn you into a slug.

Nuttjigtab's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Nuttjigtab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick nematodes.

2. Run away if three rats approach from the east.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.