Flan Catpadnulbed is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, generous goose.

Flan Catpadnulbed created the Cigar Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flan Catpadnulbed, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Flan Catpadnulbed, it will be very unhappy.

Flan Catpadnulbed's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Flan Catpadnulbed's Holy Commandments

1. Flan Catpadnulbed must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always look after injured snakes.

3. Worship no other gods but Flan Catpadnulbed.

4. Run away from mauve dogs, for they are unholy.

5. Never run near horses.