Carmidboss is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, ill-tempered fly.

Carmidboss created the Milkyway eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Carmidboss, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Carmidboss, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Carmidboss' most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Carmidboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of seals.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never think about archaea.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Carmidboss.