Flagjonrul is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unjust fairy.

Flagjonrul created Asia four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagjonrul, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Flagjonrul, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Flagjonrul's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Flagjonrul's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Do not take Flagjonrul's name in vain.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism.

5. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.