Timhabbif Cubxintag is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, slow wren.

Timhabbif Cubxintag created dark energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Timhabbif Cubxintag, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Timhabbif Cubxintag, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Timhabbif Cubxintag's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Timhabbif Cubxintag's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

3. Never write about thermodynamics.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never wear kilts.