Henwonrut is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, charitable cow.

Henwonrut created the planet Jupiter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Henwonrut, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Henwonrut, he will remove you from existence.

Henwonrut's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Henwonrut's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Henwonrut.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. Do not commit murder.