Podsaktap is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, contented capybara.

Podsaktap created an electron four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Podsaktap, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Podsaktap, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Podsaktap's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Podsaktap's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry whales.

2. Never think ill of sick doves.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

5. Podsaktap loves snakes, so they must be respected.