Nad is a god.
It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, compassionate
snail.
Nad created an electron eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Nad, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Nad, it will jump up and down on your head.
Nad's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.
Nad's Holy Commandments1. Never bounce in holy places.
2. Do not hop in public.
3. Never talk about optics near bats while wearing yellow tights.
4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
5. Do not eat tomatoes.