Largvan is a god.
It takes the form of a very heavy, annoying
crane.
Largvan created dark matter four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Largvan, it will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Largvan, it will manifest in front of you.
Largvan's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.
Largvan's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink alcohol.
2. Learn five new languages a year.
3. Never feed limes to aardvarks while wearing fawn shoes.
4. Always obey Largvan's priests.
5. Do not make images of living things.