Largvan is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, annoying crane.

Largvan created dark matter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Largvan, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Largvan, it will manifest in front of you.

Largvan's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Largvan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Learn five new languages a year.

3. Never feed limes to aardvarks while wearing fawn shoes.

4. Always obey Largvan's priests.

5. Do not make images of living things.